Unpervious 

When a pervert want's to get sexual but the person they are hitting on does not

Chad : Hey Kiersten you smell so good today maybe we should find a cozy spot rub naked together and share our body fluids with each other what do you say?
Kiersten : Sorry Chad I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Chad : Come on baby Chad can make you feel things you have never felt before!
Kiersten : Beat It Perve!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna suck my cock it's full of cum?
Chad : Sorry Steve I am Unpervious to your sexual desires!
Steve : Oh Chad I can make your asshole tingle like it never has before!
Chad : Beat It FAGGOT!

Unpervious by SlopNChop August 17, 2017

Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.

Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.

Imperious Interruptus by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011

impervious 

im-pur-vee-uhs
not permitting penetration or passage; impenetrable, incapable of being injured or impaired:

The coat is impervious to rain, wear, and tear.

impervious by Dani W June 16, 2008

Inferious

A force of an unmatchable aura of fear and pestilence, a force that no one should ever try and trifle with. A being which derives from, harvests, and devours souls!

"Not a single soul shall the safe from, or may ever think of hiding from an Inferious!"

Inferious by Inferious November 8, 2013

Indevious {Indeviously} 

Noun - Adjective.

1.) A word used to state that one would like to join in on the conversation, But has nothing worth saying.

Indevious {Indeviously}

Example 1:
person1: what is john talking about?
person2: I dont know, he is being Indevious.

Example 2:
Derek: hey nathan, how was the doctor?
Nathan: Same old, you know how doctors can be.
Anthony: Indeviously.

Indevious {Indeviously} by solarbaz October 7, 2011

imperiously 

Arrogantly, domineering, or overbearing

If someone asks you to do something imperiosly there will be consequences for not doing it.

Man with gun: "give me the money!" the man said imperiously

Random person: "Ok, Ok don't shoot!"

imperiously by Xiophillio April 13, 2009

Impervious 

When applied to girls: the quality of being unaware of - or otherwise unaffected by - blatant perving.

Gavin: (staring at Karen's breasts) Wow you have beautiful eyes.
Karen: Aw, you're so sweet.
Onlooker: Karen is totally impervious.

Impervious by PearlFly January 28, 2013