Seventh Inning Stretch 

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

Seventh Inning Stretch by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

inning 

3 strike outs in a row.

OMFG, I can't believe he did a whole inning.

inning by South Side K dawg March 11, 2008

Innings 

Income

Hey bro I just got my innings

Innings by JAVZ March 4, 2013

seventh inning sketch 

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.

Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*

seventh inning sketch by 420DapperDude69 July 3, 2009

7th Inning Stretch 

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

7th Inning Stretch by Elegance January 31, 2010

"18 Innings" Rule 

In baseball circles, a term used to send a short texting. The rule signifies the unwillingness of a spectator/diehard fan to depart from a ballgame before its completion, irrespective of how many innings it may take to do so beyond the standard nine innings of the sport.

Origin of the term is not known, nor the reason for the selection of the number 18, except to simply note the length of two regular games. Potentially, extra innings can extend indefinitely past 18, but it's rare.

A text message by Friend #1 using "18 Innings" Rule:
"Game tonight? 18inn in effect."

Friend #2:
"Can't risk it. Long drive ahead early tomorrow morning... family vacation... but thanks anyway!"

Friend #3:
"I'm game. But will drive separately, just in case."

"18 Innings" Rule by Kayrocker October 4, 2009

inning 

To "in" an embarrassing gay or lesbian person; the opposite of outing someone. To try to hide that they are GLBT because they are so conservative, usually employed as shock jocks or twisted journos.

"Did you hear that Alan Jones was gay?"
"Shut your mouth! We're inning that loser!"

inning by Kentoonist September 30, 2012