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5.
A lady working in a condom factory thinking she is making sleeping bags for mice
Oh I just finished such a long shift making sleeping bags for mice, its such a nice brand name Trojan

She is such an innocence person, thinking she is making sleeping bags for mice
by aylabr March 23, 2009
 
1.
A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass
by Afotey October 08, 2005
 
2.
Not being introduced to the internet. Specifically tumblr for example.
Friend 1: "dude, I just heard about this great website called tumblr.com!"
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."
by Herpaderp17 October 06, 2013
 
3.
To touch a woman's breast or Pussy, or a Man's Penis or Balls without having sex with them therefor not ruining their virginity but their innocence instead.
I just ruined Kaito's innocence the other day
by Naku Tsushiko March 19, 2011
 
4.
1. slang for 'inner-sense'.
2. slang for 'in a sense'.
3. slang for 'in essence'.
1. I've got an feeling of innocence.
2. It is simply not true, innocence.
3. There is lots of potential energy, innocence.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
 
6.
Someone who posts something stupid while drunk.
For example:

Post 1: "Yunky, why do your farts smell like vaseline?

Post 2: "Oh, sorry, pulled an Innocence."
by Cydel September 13, 2005