Someone who posts something stupid while drunk.
For example:

Post 1: "Yunky, why do your farts smell like vaseline?

Post 2: "Oh, sorry, pulled an Innocence."
by Cydel September 13, 2005

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A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass
by Afotey October 08, 2005

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Not being introduced to the internet. Specifically tumblr for example.
Friend 1: "dude, I just heard about this great website called tumblr.com!"
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."
by Herpaderp17 October 06, 2013

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What you lose when you download the app Amino and join innovative demigods
I joined this one chat...and i will never be the same. My innocence is gone
by Llivingthelife June 13, 2017

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What you lose when you go to www.urbandictionary.com
I lost my innocence while doing random word on the urbandictionary
by Orange_Joe June 24, 2016

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Life's greatest lie
What is life's greatest illusion: Innocence my brother
by The brotherhood is real April 18, 2016

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A person who hasn't made it past 2nd base. Someone who has never been touched in a sexual way over or under clothing and hasn't touched the other gender's genitals, includes having sex.
David: Bro, I took Layla's innocence last night when she gave me a handjob.
Andy: Awesome! It's about time, she was innocent for way too long!
by Just Answering Questions November 09, 2015

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Something you lose when you use the Internet
You're probably not innocent
Andy: Have you seen Pornhub.com?
Harry: Fuck you! you ruined my innocence.
by A horrible Person August 24, 2017

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