Top Definition
a disease made up by parents to get their kids to stop drawing on themselves.
mom - billy, you need to stop writing on yourself, you're going to get ink poisoning and die!
billy - yes ma'am! I don't wanna die!

college kid - dude, my roomates totally gave me a sharpie mustache last night.
lame college kid - omg!! you're totally going to get ink poisoning! get away from me!!!
by Kostovetskyyy April 06, 2010

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