A term used by a person playing Mario Kart on the Wii. This person either uses the "squid" item and shoots ink all over the opponents screen, or receives the the ink on their screen. Like an male orgasm on the face.
Mother fuckin INK SKEET...i cant see shit!
some sort of temporary tattoo given while asleep. Usually given by the dumbass friend who was bored and had either a Sharpie or a black ink pen. The face is usually the best place to lay some awesome Sleep Ink.
Carlos: Dude, why do you have a vagina drawn on your chin???
Ceasar: lmao!!! Like, that took an hour to draw!!!
Ronnie: *Strangles Ceasar to death*
Carlos: Careful, Dude. you don't wanna mess up your Sleep Ink!!!
it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips
Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?
When you dip your dick in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she's sleeping. She'll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
Yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
Commonly used as a reference to a deceased person's face, or a picture of the person's face after they've passed away.
"Elizabeth Short's death mask is brutal!"
A penker is a person that penked someone on purpose or by accident. A penker can penk someone during April Fools day as a practical joke, or a someone can be made a penker through accidentally damaging a pen. The damaged pen would then be used by another person, and that person would find themselves with ink all over their new pants.
I can't wait to see Joe's face when he gets penked...
Aaahh! I got ink all over my new shirt and pants!
The Penker strikes again! Swoosh!
When you use a needle and some india ink to tattoo yourself. Painful, but not as bad as you would think. As long as you use hydrocortizone so it doesn't get infected.
" wow, she got a jail tattoo!"
"Nirvana face on the hip, dude!"
"wow, that's sick."
"Yeah, I'd do her."
"No, I mean that's SICK. She'll get AIDS."