| 1. | Back | ||
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Back (n.)- Used to describe a person who enjoys cheesy sticks.
(v.) To Back is to act irrationally, accompanied with a period of silence and glaring stares (usually proceeding a date party or Rosarito) (adj.) Someone overly Brazillian or one who whistles off-tune incessantly. (adv.) A re-telling of a story that is inherently funny but is made naught by a mundane, and pause-ridden rehashing of said story. (pronoun) Substitute for one who is obsessed with Elaine through the means of Facebook, whether it be from Seinfeld or otherwise. (n.)- Let's go to Blondie's, I feel like a Back right now. Sure I'll pay for Brette and then lose respect from here to here for her.
(v.) Natalia got another Fiji boyfriend? Dude, stop being such a buzz-kill. Ukh, stop Backing. (adj.) San Paulo is safe? You don't need to worry about burglaries? You are such a Back optimist. *Alternate Usage* Heather- "I am in such a Back mood." (adv.) That story of Dick Cheney shooting the lawyer was so funny until you Backed it. (pronoun) Dude, you've never met her before. She updated her About Me and Status? You are being such a Back. |
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| 2. | The Pizzler | ||
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A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.
Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle. The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men. It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places. I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)
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| 3. | Sadlarious | ||
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Finding something humourous within something that is inherently tragic, disturbing, and/or absurd. This word came to be when a group of friends were hanging out at a bar and one of them mentioned that they'd recently read a statistic that reported how every time the Special Olympics are held, someone dies because they push themselves too hard. People immediately began to laugh at this but also questioned themselves for doing so because it's clearly a tragic thing. Yet it seemed funny somehow. Sadlarious.
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| 4. | Banang | ||
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A banana flavoured beverage that appears withing many games by Telltale Games. Depending on the setting, it could be a powdered drink, (Sam & Max,) a bottled beverage, (Back to the future,) grog for monkeys that comes in a barrel, (Monkey Island) or a shaken drink. (Poker Night at the Inventory.) Banang is an inherently funny word, and is treated as such within the game settings. Max gets tired of it rather quickly, though. If any character makes fun of the name too much, expect another character to throw it out of their sight. Strong Bad: 'I hear the Cold Ones here are pretty good. '
Tycho: 'Aren't you, like, ten? ' Strong Bad: 'You, shut face. They also shake up some decent... bananaang. Banang. Banaaa-aaang. Baaaaa-' Max: 'STOP IT!' Strong Bad: '...Nang.' Guybrush: 'Banang. It's like grog for monkeys. And a leading cause of simian diabetes.' Sam: Banaaaang! |
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| 5. | Bollocks | ||
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1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie. 1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good. 3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!" |
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| 6. | Loki | ||
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Loki is the Norse Trickster god (originally a Jotun till he became Odin Allfather's blood-brother).
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He plays some part in Ragnarok, the end of the world in Viking myth. For this reason he is often interpreted as a Satan figure. Also, the only reason anyone knows any Norse myths is because of the Eddas, two writings on them. One was by Snorri Sturulson, and that writing is deeply influenced by Christianity. In Pagan beliefs, the end of the world is often seen as one being followed by renewal; it was seen differently by the pagans, and so Christian interpretation is, alas, inherently wrong. Most Wiccans and other modern-day Pagans choose not to pray to Loki. He is the god of change, often change that is very necessary, hard to get through, and unwelcome at the time. Usually Loki's lessons are full of mischief, but the overall meaning is good-natured and helpful. Loki is also, from a different perspective, a distinctly fey god. While the other Norse gods were all unchangi... |
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| 7. | Jesse Jackson | ||
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He is the emperor of black people. Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.
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