(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her 

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."

in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.

When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.

So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"

Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!

that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

iNerd

Anyone who owns an iPhone and an iPod or iPad and tries to convince you that the money they spent was justified.

All the iNerds are lined up outside the apple store to buy the newest iAmadork, it lets you do all the same things as your iPhone but it's bigger and more expensive.

iNerd by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

inerbition 

inerbition is the opposite to inebition, whereby inebition makes reference to mans natural strive for procuring essential necessities for his need for self preservation. inerbition however to the contrast, is the attribute of greed and is therefore mans insatiable strive for the hoarding and procuring of those things in life which are non-essential and are therefore excessive and superficial. Such as worldly materialistic possessions and wealth, therefore inerbition makes reference to mans drive for self interest as opposed to inebition which is mans strive for self preservation.

Scrooge's only strive in life is to serve his insatiable inerbition for the hoarding of wealth.

inerbition by Baron Neville May 12, 2016

inertia

Simple terms: The 'reason' that to why you have to use some sort of effort to move or stop something like an object.

The law/principle of inertia states that a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.

Don't confuse this with momentum

Due to inertia, a moving body in space (ie a vacuum) will not stop or deviate unless another non zero force acts on it (eg gravity)

inertia by White Razor March 29, 2007

inerdto 

I nerd too

I’m a square I don’t fit in and I’m weird
Inerdto and can’t help it

inerdto by Chumo October 1, 2017

Homework Inertia 

The amount of effort it takes to get started on your homework.

Jim has a lot of Homework Inertia, he took until 11:00 PM to care about getting started on it.

Homework Inertia by andy2stacks September 22, 2012

inerrata 

A kinda mistake you wouldn't take back even if you could the reluctance to disown a broken relationship or agonizing experience that has since become apart of who you are and trying to disown it would mean you're trying to live some other life. -John connick

Guy1: Would you never Have been with that person if you could
Guy2: no I feel inerrata towards it

inerrata by Iheardit_before December 16, 2021