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vomit inducer 

An absolutely disgusting behemoth of a young female that are remotely everywhere you look. These monstracities of a human lifeform are essentially walking amongst all of us everywhere we go. The completely stunning part is that there so psychologically unbalanced that they have the mindset that they are sexy fine girls with stunning beauty. Thus bringing out clothes that make people want to vomit. Such as leg ins, tight jeans, small shirts,yoga pants, and short shorts. These flesh hogs have been blatantly misguided by everyone around them by not telling them there disgusting.
"Bro this school is full of vomit inducers"
vomit inducer by Tits on a Rug March 8, 2013
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premature ejaculation inducer 

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

Cruiser Panic Inducer 

The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.
Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.
Cruiser Panic Inducer by Imacowboy October 18, 2009

Puke-inducer 

The Puke-inducer: A signature alcoholic cocktail, typically ordered during a house party, or similar festive occasion. The drink consists of a multitude of various spirits, accompanied by a single cube of ice. It is a rare and authentic beverage, typically served at a college party with limited range and variety in alcohol selection. It's aftermath results in that of vomiting.
Bartender: "Would you like a Puke-inducer? "
Bar Patron: "My girlfriend just left me...make it a double."
Puke-inducer by K8ty07 May 29, 2017

Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot
"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"
Stroke inducer by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022

Dick-Induced Asthma 

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
Dick-Induced Asthma by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Induced Chewbacca 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's mouth without warning and the angry partner attempts to yell in anger, only to produce the war cry of Chewbacca.
What the hell was that noise? That was my date responding to the Induced Chewbacca I issued!
Induced Chewbacca by ChicagoHeat February 6, 2012