Sex organ of a male from Middle India.

The region is dominated by the Indo-Aryan branch of the short-statured round-headed Alpine race, which displays
morphological adaptation to extremely cold Alpine climates, such as brachycephaly (round-headedness), short stature &, due to Allen's Rule, diminished extremities such as arms, legs & penis. Consequently, this sub-type of the European Alpine Penis is naturally slightly smaller than the North Indian Penis of the tall long-headed Nordic-Iranian or Iranoid Race, which displays adaptation to temperate-cold Iranian climates rather than Alpine-cold or Siberian climates.

However, the difference between the 2 Aryan types is not substantial, & both are in turn dwarfed by the far more
voluminous South Indian Penis, which is largest due to Dravidian or Negroid-Australoid predominance in Tamil Nadu & Aethiopoid dominance in Malabar:

Region ... (Race) ___ Erect Penis (Soft) _ Ref (see below)
C European (Alpine) ... 10.83 cm ( 7.22 cm). 1
C Indian . (Alpine) ... 11.49 cm ( 7.66 cm). 2
N Indian . (Iranoid) .. 11.78 cm ( 7.85 cm). 3
S Indian . (Dra...

Sex organ of a female from Punjab.

Hereditary physical characteristics of the Iranoid Race, which demographically predominates in North India, lead to the development of tall stature, thick bone structure, long-headedness & natural corpulence of the Punjabi Woman. These features are mainly a consequence of Bergman's Rule, which causes large mammalian body mass in cold climates.

However, Allen's Rule simultaneously implies shrinkage of external vascularised organs, & has resulted in the male genitalia evolving small dimensions in relation to the muscular Nordic-Iranian frame. This anatomical peculiarity implies that the Iranoid Vagina has had to evolve a small size in direct proportion to the Iranoid Penis, so as to enable impregnation. Thus the Punjabi Vagina is, despite the large size of Punjaban Buttocks, small compared to the body. This refers to relative & not absolute size, for the Punjaban in actual terms often exceeds the Alpine Indo-Aryan Vagina

Sex organ of a female from Punjab.

Hereditary physical characteristics of the Iranoid Race, which demographically predominates in North India,
lead to the development of tall stature, thick bone structure, long-headedness & natural corpulence of the Punjabi
Woman. These features are mainly a consequence of Bergman's Rule, which causes large mammalian body mass
in cold climates.

However, Allen's Rule simultaneously implies shrinkage of external vascularised organs, & has resulted in the
male genitalia evolving small dimensions in relation to the muscular Nordic-Iranian frame. This anatomical
peculiarity implies that the Iranoid Vagina has had to evolve a small size in direct proportion to the Iranoid
Penis, so as to enable impregnation. Thus the Punjabi Vagina is, despite the large size of Punjaban Buttocks,
small compared to the body. This refers to relative & not absolute size, for the Punjaban in actual terms often
exceeds the Alpine

Male organ from India.

S Asians mainly fall into 5 groups:

1 HOMO ALPINUS, the short Caucasoid Alpine Race of Central India. Having evolved in icy cold Alpine &
Siberian climates, vascularised parts like ear, finger & penis have shrunken to conserve heat. Thus, the Indo-Aryan
Penis is as small as the mainly Alpine European Penis, 3.5-4.5 in.

2 HOMO IRANICUS, the tall Caucasoid Nordic-Iranian Race of North India. As an adaptation to less cold
climates, the North Indian Penis is, like the Scandinavian Penis, 4.0-5.5 in - small but larger than the Central
Indian Penis. However, Bergman's Rule leads to large body mass, which contrasts with the modest penis & leads to
stereotypes of microphallism.

3 HOMO DRAVIDA, the medi...

Sex organ of a Makrani male. Being of dual Negro-Sudanese & Afro-Dravidian descent, it is significantly larger than the Indo-Iranian Penis, dwarfing both the Pakistani Penis & the Iranian Penis. Thus, scientific measurements reveal that the 'Makran Black Cobra' is, by a wide margin, the largest penis in Greater Pakistan & Greater Iran:

Ethnicity (Region) _ Lngth cm (in) . Ref
Makrani (Sudan) .... 16.47 (6.48) .. a
Makrani (Zambia) ... 15.78 (6.21) .. a
Makrani (Angola) ... 15.73 (6.19) .. a
Dravidian (Andhra) . 14.00 (5.51) .. b
Pakistani (Pak.) ... 12.20 (4.80) .. a
Iranian (Iran) ..... 11.58 (4.56) .. c
Pakistani (Pak.) ... 11.43 (4.5) ... d

References:
a. Tatu Westling 'Male organ & economic growth: does size matter?' Uni. of Helsinki. Disc.n Paper Nu 335, 11 Jul 2011. MPRA Paper Nu 32706, mpra.ub.uni-muenchen.de/32706
b S Krishnamurti. 'Multi-Ethnic Indian Penis Size Study' in: '11th Biennial Meetg of the Asia Pac Soc for Sexual Med Oct 6-10, 2007, Jeju, Korea' J Sexual Med v5 sup5 (Dec 2008) 197-258
c D Mehraban e...

Tamil & Malayalam slang denoting:
1. A Muslim Penis, esp. an Indian Muslim Penis or Pakistani Penis. Derived from 'Ali', a very common Irano-Semitic name.
2. Hence, a Hermaphrodite Penis, or incompletely developed phallus. Based on the erect 4.5-5.0 inch Nordic-Iranian Indo-Islamic Penis averaging a mere half the volume of the erect 6-12 inch Negroid-Australoid Dravidian Penis.

This term testifies to the deep-rooted Dravidian stereotype of the inferiority of the 'Thulukka-Lingam. One reason for this image is that we Indian Muslims are demographically the most predominant Caucasoid ethnic group in Tamil Nadu, outnumbering the 3% Brahmin population with our 5% share. Hence, it is we who have to bear the brunt of North Indian Penis Jokes.

However, the main factor for these beliefs is the notorious Thulukkachi Pondatti

Humourous Tamil & Malayalam double entendre for:
1. 'one half', the fraction 1/2.
2. a Brahmin man or a Brahmin Penis.

Based on the 3-4 inch Indo-Aryan Brahmin Penis being the smallest male organ in South India, measuring less than the 3/4-sized or 'mukkal' 4.5-5.5 inch Nordic-Iranian Indian Muslim Penis or Pakistani Penis, which is in turn well below the full-sized or 'muzhu' 6-12 inch Negroid-Australoid Dravidian Penis.

This gradation has severe consequences for Brahmanism in S. India. Thus, it leads to the continuous outflow of Brahmin women via Intercaste Marriages. The attraction of the 'Pappathi' for the 'Thulukkan' is two-fold, for not only is the 'Thulukka-Lingam' larger than the 'Pappu-Lingam', but desensitizing Islamic circumcision greatly lengthens the duration of the act of '