Drunk girl: Fuckk yea darling...
Sober guy: Ok, then put on this spiderman costume. Do you happen to have a chisel and 24 feet of velcro?
Drunk girl: What the fuck...? Whatever. Let's do it. Sounds kinky anyway.
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