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1. Indiana
Best state in the Midwest. Yes we have corn but Iowa is the corn state. Bad weather, but great sports. We are the best at Football if you havent notice..the Colts, some great schools too, well just Notre Dame. Purdue sucks. Not really a red neck state, that is Kentucky. and we hate Michigan, they are always in Indiana cause they the ones who cant drive.
Where is Indiana? Oh that cool state in the middle of the US

A car turning left on red? yup their from Michigan
2. Indiana
Indiana is in the middle of nowhere. They are conservative and care only about sports. Parts of Indiana are tolerable. It is not a "suburb of Chicago." A suburb of Chicago wouldn't be the whole state since the whole state seems to think Indianapolis is better than Chicago. Northwest Indiana, the region, now that is a suburb of Chicago and also the only normal part of Indiana. Avoid southern Indiana at all costs...
The Colts represent all that is evil in Indiana.
3. Indianapolis Colts
An NFL franchise that has been based in Indianapolis, Indiana since relocating from Baltimore, Maryland in the dead of night in 1984. They've had a roller coaster ride since arriving in Indianapolis but won the 2007 Super Bowl under the leadership of Payton Manning. Represent the AFC South Conference. Known for generally bad defense, but are currently a very dangerous team that can beat the shit out of opponents when badmouthed.
The Indianapolis Colts are known for winnning many come-from-behind games when they improve their often lackluster defense.
4. Colts Bitch
An Indiana resident that didn't like the Indianapolis Colts until Peyton Manning and his 5 foot widows peak stepped into the RCA Dome and took them to the playoffs his second year. More or less they couldn't tell you who was the quarterback before him or what year the team moved to Indy. In other words a retard of a bandwagon jumper.
Fan#1: Didn't you like the Lions?
Fan#2: No man, the Colts have always been my team.
Fan#1: Who was the quarterback back in '96?
Fan#2: Jim Sorgi?
Fan#1: You're a total Colts Bitch
5. Colts
A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Colts fans are white.
6. Indianapolis Colts
A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.
7. Indiana
A place where rednecks thrive in the south, but perfectly normal people thrive in the north. All in all, it's pretty boring.

Most Hoosiers are Republicans and Christians. Being an atheist and a Democrat, I stick out like a sore thumb.
I live in Fishers, Indiana--aka: really boring, conservative suburb. But at least the residents in Fishers are better than the snobs that live in Carmel.
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