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That guy that answers the phone when you call a 1-800 number.
You have reached Microsoft customer service, how may I help you?
- I know your Indian but please speak English
by bbooaatt June 27, 2011
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People of the country of India. Have Beautiful people (especially North India), culture and has every major religion in the world. It is Home to Hinduism, Sikhism and is home to the 2nd largest Muslim population in the world wit over a 170 million Muslims! The North Indians have Aryan blood in them causing them to have lighter skin, hair, and look Persian-ish however there are dark ones too. Dravidian's are a different type of Indians from South India, they are dark skinned, haired but there are light ones. Central India (Gujarat, etc)is where people have mixed Dravidian and Aryan Blood within them but look more Persian as well. People!! We Indians need to stop being so snobbish and posting how wealthy we supposedly are, sure that may be true, however no one cares about your finances! People would rather hear about our culture than our economy, not saying that its not important! India has many different languages, Hindi, Urdu, Gujarati, Marathi.
India and Pakistan Zindabad!
My favorite Indian languages are Hindi and Urdu because they sound great and are extremely simialar
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somebody from India. Generally, a very deluded person with an inflated sense of self importance and a warped account of history and world events.
by Graham1984 November 16, 2009
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1) there's the hardworking kind who come from India
2) then there's the lazy kind, also known as Native Americans
or Injins
1) Man, my boss worked me hard like an Indian today.
2) I fucked the dog at work today like an indian.
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1. Noun; A citizen of India living abroad

2. Noun; A hopeful, naive, wide-eyed medical or engineering student or professional from India that became a U.S. citizen or is in the process of becoming a citizen by way of abusing their student or work (H1B) visa privledges.

Tend to think they are superior intellectual beings (and project this onto random passers-by) while secretly harboring deep feelings of inferiority because they only live in their heads and are one-dimensional. Are used to competing intellectually in India because it's overcrowded and carry this mentality with them when to U.S. educational institutions or the workplace.

Funnel themselves into medical or engineering professions. Indians that migrate to the U.S. from India tend to be at the top of their class in India so this is all americans see. Typically work at large corporations so they can get H1B Visa sponsorship while "the man" sticks it to them financially by low-balling their salary and/or benefits. This is a win-win situation because "the man" has the Indian employee by the balls and can underpay him as a result and the H1B Indian wins because he landed a job in a high-tech industry. Hence, he can now call home and brag and this drastically increases his chances of securing and marrying an Indian woman who will be shipped to him because he has now "made it" but he doesn't realize that he was being (and is still being) manipulated and abused by "the man".
Man, at work I saw this Indian walking down the hall with his head bent forward slightly so that he could absorb and process more information from the environment with his intellectually superior brain.
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Annoying parasites with poor English speaking ability overflowing out of their own country into western countries like Australia, the United States of America, Great Britain.

Not to be confused with Indigenous Americans.

They have more children than they could ever possibly afford to feed, the children are treated like slaves and have a malnourished and cruel upbringing. So they flock onto boats and planes where there is more to consume and continue the cycle in other countries.

Caucasian people or even people who can speak English are now a rare sighting in Sydney, Australia.

They have already made a slum out of their own country, and now they are making slums out of the entire world.

They are usually found at the petrol station counter, fast food restaurants, driving taxis or providing technical phone support for companies like Telstra.

They make delicious food, curry, rice, naan bread, poppadoms etc. Too bad there won't be any food or water left to go around after they swarm the earth and the population reaches 50 billion.
At the time of writing there are approximately 1.2 billion Indians

China has a population of 1.3 billion, and has a 1 child policy. India is about to overtake China in population.
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An Indian is a member of a noble race. The progenitors of the Caucasian/Caucasoid race.
The original and only true Aryan people. Gave rise to people of Iran (Persians) as the Indians (Aryans) migrated north-westerly.

They also migrated East giving rise to cultures of South-East Asia....notice the temples of Angkor-Wat and Bali.........also the various Sanskrit place names common in South-East Asia, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia etc.

The Indians gave rise to modern languages--Indo-European languages.
The ancient and honorable race of Indians are the true and pure Aryans.

To be an Indian means being intelligent, honorable and hardworking.

Arjuna was a great Aryan Indian hero, and many young Indians aspire to be like Arujuna.

The great Aryan warrior of India, Arjuna, saw only the eye of the bird whilst everyone else saw the whole bird, the garden, the tree etc.

Being an Indian is being Aryan and being Aryan is being Indian.

You can thank India and the Aryan Indians for the zero and the base 10 number system.

India is Aryan, there is no Arya/Dravida divide. Dravida means south in ancient Sanskrit.........that is it. Aryan-Dravida divide is a colonial device to destabilize India and her people and it has worked but now we are changing it as we realize our Southern brothers are just that, our brothers. An Aryan skin tone ranges from light tanned, olive skinned to medium and even dark brown/black skin tones in the South.

That Punjabi man is a pure Aryan.

That Keralite man is a pure Aryan.

Thus all Indians are pure Aryan.
by AryaMaster May 14, 2009
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