The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.
Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
> Chuck Norris
learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.
> Barrack Obama
powered his campaign with Indian food.
> Jesus Christ
learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.
A recipe for diarrhea.
I ate Indian Food last night and I shit a baby this morning
When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.
Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.
When something smells ridiculously bad.
Did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.