First you must have a very girthy cock. Then perform anal sex until many capillaries have been ruptured. Subsequentally, cover a hot dog in spicy brown mustard and insert it into the woman's ass creating a burning sensation. You then ask her how her indian dinner was.
"hey baby, why are you crying, is it because of the indian dinner sticking out of your bleeding asshole"
by momoney December 03, 2006