"DUDE im so indie, check out this new indie band, they are called The Polyamorous Affair. After i got their new cd i went and bought some tight jeans, a new pair of converse, some big headphones and a new flannel shirt."

"you sound a little independent-mainstream to me"

"no im just really indie, ok well ill talk to you later, im going to go to urban outfitters and think about how to be more indie"