Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.

"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015

Incompetard 

A person profoundly dysfunctional, possessing self-reinforcing characteristics of both incompetence and retarded mental capability.

She looked so promising on her resume, but after 30 seconds on the job we all knew we had hired an incompetard.

Incompetard by YAWA April 18, 2015

Auto Incorrect 

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!

Auto Incorrect by hurtadaa September 25, 2010

incompetocracy

n. A government of the least competent elected by the least industrious so that the government can confiscate wealth from the dwindling competent, productive populace.

One can recognize an incompetocracy when a government hasn't passed a budget in years, boasts of its exploits using oxymorons like "lead from behind," openly demonstrates its disdain and disrespect for the serf-like governed, e.g., calling them "racist, red-necked retards," but is re-elected.

Note that an incompetocracy cannot exist without a corrupt press that refuses to expose the incompetence and corruption of said incompetocracy and assists the incompetocracy in the character assassination of those who would competently govern.

incompetocracy by Dan Weyandt November 28, 2012

incompentrump

being so incompetent a new tier of incompetence is needed to explain it.

yo i thought u were incompetent but i didn't know u were incompentrump.

incompentrump by phishit September 2, 2017

incorrect quotes

An internet trend of putting real people or (more often) fictional characters into dialogue, often from other sources such as shows, films, or Tumblr text posts. These quotes are almost always comedic.

Person A: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Person B: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Person C: Smad.

Person A: I lost Person B, have you seen them?
Person C: What do they look like?
Person A: *crying* THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL/LIKE AN ANGEL/etc.

Person A: I need you to be totally straight with me.
Person B, an LGBT person/character: *nervous laughter*

incorrect quotes <-- there, the word being defined :)

incorrect quotes by Perov November 6, 2017

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.

This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.

incompetent fool by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016