| 1. | Widnes | ||
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A small working-class industrial town situated on the better side of the River Mersey.Often referred to as smelly widnes, however nowadys outsiders entering widnes experience the smell from factories bordering the neighbouring towns,not actually widnes. Also home to Widnes RLFC "The Chemics" now formerly known as The Widnes Vikings, one of only 9 clubs to win the World Club Challenge The better of the local North West towns to live in. I`d rather live in smelly Widnes than runcorn which is full of plastic scousers and smackheads
I`d rather live in Widnes than wanky warrington full of wire chavs and bleached hair bunny boilers I`d rather live in Widnes than inbred st.helens full of halfwit pie eatin wannabe`s |
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| 2. | Launceston | ||
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Living in Launceston makes me want to commit suicide.
It's the bogan, redneck and boredom capital of Australia. Person 1: Launceston is a fucking shithole.
Person 2: I want to fucking leave but I have no money to move to the mainland. Person 1: Lets just kill ourselves instead. Person 2: But the locals will try and eat us. Person 1: Ok fine how about you kill yourself and I have you for dinner? Person 2: Fine. |
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