| 78. | Microfart | ||
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An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day. And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
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| 79. | bagfoot | ||
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A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields. Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.
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| 80. | Saturday | ||
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Saturday - (noun) 1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%. 2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all. Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet." Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast." Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep) *12 Hours later* Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?" Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut." *4 hours later* Friend A - "This party is crowded man." Friend B - "Yea it's Saturday it's always like this its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud." Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside." Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody" |
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| 81. | Saturday | ||
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Saturday - (noun) 1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%. 2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all. Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet." Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast." Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep) *12 Hours later* Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?" Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut." *4 hours later* Friend A - "This party is crowded man." Friend B - "Yea its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud." Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside." Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody" |
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| 82. | yip | ||
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yip is a term which is used to describe the constant repition of the same chirp in a chirp fight with the mentality that they're good or clever. There are 3 degrees of yip
3rd degree: Constant repition of the same chirp. 2nd degree: Constant repition and interuption of a chirp 1st degree: To yip the word "yip" itself. Commonly used yips are as follows: you're not good GAY ur gay Shut up (inaudible noises) OH YA? NO! *BE WARNED! A 1st degree yip is a terrible offense, and you're automatically not good for using it. Person 1: "Hey do you know what time the bu-"
Person 2: "GAYYYYYY!!" Person 1: "Are you gonna let me fini-" Person 2:"GAYYYYYY!!" Person 1:"Whatever. All you do is yip..." Person 2: "(thoughts) hehe, i'm really good and clever." |
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| 83. | tissuephobia | ||
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Tissuephobia, an irrational fear of tissues or hankerchiefs. It is usually determined by inaudible screaching aimed towards anyone blowing their noise. It is believed to have come about by a poor upbringing with a lack of manners and dignity. Spanish Teacher, naming is unnecessary. She has tissuephobia!
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| 84. | discoverganem | ||
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Noun. (dis-kover-ga-num) The inaudible rebuttle of an answering machine, or person, trying to identify a caller. i.e. "...Call from discovergainem". 2. The name of an unkown source. When asked about someone you dont know you must reply, "I just saw discoverganem", quickly, softly, and inaudibly. 3. The inability to say things correctly. 4. Can be used to discribe an object. Verb. discovergan- Too busy to deal with anything else Noun form:
Answering machine: You have a call from dis-cover-ganem. Person 1: Iam not sure who that is. Would you get it? Person 2: Er, Iam actually bussy with this discoverganem... Works best when using a DVD player. Verb form: "...I can't. Iam too busy discovergaing this discoverganem." |
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