The act of cocking a firearm when it does not achieve any practical purpose, other than to create dramatic effect or just to show off the fact that you are in possession of a gun. Similar to the dramatic gun cock.
In the TV series LOST, actors had an on-screen competition of who could pull off the most inappropriate cocks.
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An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn November 9, 2007
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adj. A word or phrase that should never be used, regardless of circumstances.

The opposite of omnipropriate, a word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.
Brian: I really wish I could waffle stomp while reading Twilight. That would be so much fun.

Bobby: Why would anyone want to do that? That is the most omni-inappropriate thing I have ever heard.
by Rudder has a tiny dudder May 30, 2010
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When something is just as appropriate and inappropriate at the same time.
Kissing in the dressing rooms at the local tailor is just appropriately inappropriate
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An individual at your office who has the uncanny ability to find sexual undertones in any comment and upon doing so giggles uncontrollably.
Did you hear GT laughing when we were talking about hotel beds and I said I like them when they're hard? He is so Mr. Inappropriate!
by ICG July 1, 2009
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The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...
by normanstanleyfletcher June 6, 2015
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