accidentally and without intention
Neighbor - I just thought I'd stop in to say Happy Birthday to your dog, but I inadvertently ended up having sex with your Wife.
Husband - That's cool, accidents happen.
Husband - That's cool, accidents happen.
by sweetjimmy September 1, 2014
by speleothem August 5, 2018
when you're hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex who actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world
by eyebroccoli February 22, 2012
by pAco April 15, 2004
When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!
Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.
by The Reclaimed Chef November 5, 2019
When your partner vomits semen on you immediately post fellatio. This inadvertent return of semen is usually caused by the taste of the seminal fluid, the receiving partner having mental block to swallowing or the giving partner hitting a gag reflex.
I had to change clothes after Sally had an inadvertent return after I came in her mouth. She puked all over my stomach and lap.
by Jimmy2Shits March 31, 2022
by Chefspam January 3, 2014