Match in the patch 

When a friend or a coworker who you are normally friendly with pisses you off and you decide to fight them at a predetermined location.

Brian and Blaine decided to have there match in the patch at the office parking lot after Blaine slept with Brian's main piece.

Match in the patch by Meatdick April 19, 2018

match in the patch 

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.

A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.

match in the patch by Meatdick April 21, 2018

harvest time in the zucchini patch 

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

harvest time in the zucchini patch by Max L. May 16, 2007

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch 

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch by Individualite August 6, 2010

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch 

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch 

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

Farting in the onion patch 

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

Farting in the onion patch by Im golf August 26, 2016