So Much In Common 

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

So Much In Common by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

half not in common 

When you partially match with someone on a topic.

I love playing pool in suburban dive bars but my date just likes the bar so we had that half not in common.

half not in common by oldsheepie December 18, 2023

Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per) 

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.

when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).

Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per) by yuba gurl June 25, 2012

common law daughter in-law 

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

common law daughter in-law by Jerry December 9, 2004

in command 

be in command (of yourself ) = to be calm and completely in control of your behavior and emotions

In addition to the flight review, to act as pilot in command of an aircraft carrying passengers,

in command by www.teacher-soft.com November 18, 2013

In-Commandant 

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!

In-Commandant by F1abg9! November 16, 2018

Commander in Cheat 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States popularized by Rick Reilly in his book of the same name.

“Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump” is a stunning book that explains the depth of narcissism and psychopathy that is present in this President’s psyche.

Commander in Cheat by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2019