achieved with certainty
If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.
by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011
archane slang for drunk
I don't remember that. I was in the bag by then.
by The Frugie December 21, 2004
used in a situation when one has almost definitely secured something that is of great worth, typically when one is about to run the mise.
i knew that random hot chick would make sex w/ me... i had it in the bagg
by da? December 05, 2003
When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very layed-back about it.
"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
by cough007 April 26, 2007
when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
by DotH8 February 13, 2009
to throm somehting into the crotch of your unsuspecting friend, specifically a Tyson chicken doll wearing a red cape.
"its in the bag!"
followed by throwing of said doll directly into the balls of your friend
by BMG December 17, 2002

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