DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"
Nick Anderson bricks both free throws