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A term used by strongly conservative people to describe those with tendings towards socialist policies, such as public healthcare, subsidized housing, etc, and paint them in a negative light.
Somewhat synonymous with communist in that the sense that Americans use both as insults of sorts. Jim: Wouldn't it be great if the wealthy were taxed more to accommodate the poor?
Frank: No! Go back to mother Russia you anti-capitalist, red commie SOB! |
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| 16. | AK-47 | ||
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definition.
automatic kalashnikov designed in 1947. the gun most widely used by guerilla fighters all over the world. used becuase of its high rate of fire and durability. unprone to jamming in sand or when wet its is extremely reliable. it is used mainly "when you absolutley positively have to take out every mother fucker in the room" =p i had to take out every mother fucker in the room so i used my AK-47.
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| 17. | MELINT | ||
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Intelligence provided by anyone that is detrimental to you mission statement. This term was named after a one Oleg Melnik who might be suffering from long-term fetal alchohol syndrome. MELINT is an acronym for Melnik Intelligence, which in and of itself is an oxymoron. Ummmm...so MELINT confirms that the Pakistanians are ready to invade Mother Russia.
Dood, WTF. Tell Melnik to STFU. |
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| 18. | Geremy Tibbles | ||
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Geremy Tibbles was born 1232 on an uknown date in somwhere in Sibera by will of Communism alone. He lived there for a century before teaching Karl Marx about Communism. He was a drinking buddy of Lenin and Chairman Mao and once beat Stalin in a game of beer pong. Upon the disbanding of the Soviet Union in the 90's he moved to America where he attempted to gather a following of fellow communists and retake Mother Russia. He failed, but is now drinking champion of New England and wanted for drunk in public. Geremy Tibbles is the greatest communist ever.
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| 19. | Saakashvili | ||
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The act of taking on a larger opponent, such as Russia, in a fight you know you can't win and then crying to your friends, such as the US, to save your pathetic, war-mongering ass. Observer 1: Hey, did you see Misha? He started pissing off that band of thugs and as they went to kick his ass, he ran behind my mother's apron.
Observer 2: Man, what a Saakashvili. When will that idiot learn? |
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| 20. | Man Gym | ||
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A gym situated in a garage that has
regular weekly attendees with no admission or membership fee. The main flow of exercise is either modeled after Crossfit or a slight variation of it. Boxing exercises may also be interwoven into the routine. Machines or devices utilized may include but are not limited to: gymnastic rings, an elevated bench, a one pood kettle bell, a 45lb Olympic bar, supportive buckets, stabilizing planks of wood, chin-up bar with optional assist and a speedbag apparatus. Participants are usually encouraged to participate in the whole workout which can last as long as 1 to 2 1/2 hours. participants usually partake in fellowship activities afterward which can include protein shake blending, making special or an other form of protein based food. The first recorded Man Gym was started on Orion street in Mission Hills, CA in January of 2009. "This is called the Man Gym."
"Working out at the Man Gym tonight?" "The Man Gym is my alternative to corporate owned gyms." "'America!' or 'For Mother Russia!'" |
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| 21. | Great Britain, America's Mother. | ||
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Great Britain, the greatest, the proudest, one of the intelligent countries on earth.
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Britain: Invented Industrial Revolution, The Computer, The Worldwide Web. The British invented many inventions used by America. Britain: America decended from. 79% Of Americans have a British surname. Britain: Influences America in all ways, America name their cities after Britain. (New England) (New London) (Leicester) (Manchester) (Birmingham) (Redding) (Lancaster) Ect. Britain: Holds the worlds largest Empire of all time. Namely Rule Britannia. As this is fact, I believe many Americans hate the fact that such a small Island like Britain ruled 1/4 of the planet including their American land. America: Claim they "kicked our asses" in the war of Independence, (Revoltuinary war) but purposely forget to mention that they single handed couldn't defeat us. As long as they pray to who ever it is they pray to.. at nights, mornings, ect. and thank the French in their prayers they should be fine. The war of 1812, where the British defending Canada against American invasion. Britain: The winner. America: Always say "we saved your asses" in world war two. Now...to a certain extent, that is true...but, it wasn't America by themselves who saved the day. All three allied victory powers, (America) (Britain) and (Russia) were all vital. Russia defeated 75% of the German forces alone. Britain held it's own for a period of time and fought off the Nazi aircrafts with the RAF although outnumber... |
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