a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them

One of god's mysteries. A person's nose is about as unique as their DNA. Some people have large noses. Some people have small noses. Some people have curved noses that make them look like they got punched in the face... hard. And the biggest questions... why do we have two nostrals?

Many people never wash their nose. When tihs happens, the creases on the side of the nose become red. The nose produces more oil than any other part of the face.

The nose has the potential to ruin a date. We breathe through our nose for two reasons. One is so that we can constantly be aware of any smell, and two so that we don't share our bad breath that comes out of our mouth. Snot is also drained through the nose. This is the worst part about the nose. If you have snot in your nose, you can make embarassing sounds just by breathing. If you sniff your nose, you let everyone in the whole room know that you have boogers. If you don't sniff your nose, snot will run out, and boogers will eventually be blown out.

The nose has the potential to be more embarassing than a fart. It is a very good idea to thoroughly blow your nose before a social setting. Since many people are not socially outgoing enough to blow their nose in front of others, they discreetly whipe their nose if they have snot or pick thier nose if their have boogers.

to shoot milk out of your nose

Origionaly a description of one of those annoying little gnat flys that however much you try to swat it, hovers about six inch off yer snozzer(nose)....
Now apt for anything that gets too close, or in yer face, in an annoying way.

Originally from the Sarah Silverman program. Said when something is so obvious that it's right in front of them but they still won't get it... Derived from when Steve had a dot on his nose and he didn't notice it

Notional leading cause of a beverage running out of the mouth and down your shirt due to poor aim (the mouth of your can was tilted to your nose) or poor control (tilted the coffee cup too far back).

Derived from the fact that it kind of looks like you took a hole punch to the skin just below your lower lip.

Short for 'Nigger Loving Jewboy".
Originating from the movie 'Mississippi Burning'.
NLJ is the ultimate in verbal insults, and to be used in the event when calling somebody a nigger loving jewboy is inappropriate at the time, like at the bank, or in front of your grandmother.