| 1. | igger | ||
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An Indian Gangster Wannabe. Heaps Roam around New Zealand. They get angry easily. I answer the phone. Igger on the other line:
Me: Hello Igger: Sup is mum there? in a deep scary voice Me: Uh... no she's gone out Igger: Uh where did she go? Me: If I knew I would have told you? Igger gets angry: DON'T FUCKING LIE! WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE, BITCH? Me: Ahh... please calm down. And she is out. Igger: DON'T FUCKING LIE! YOU COCK SUCKER I hang up. Igger rings back and same things happen until I un hook the phone. |
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| 2. | golliwog | ||
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Usually a white man with a black face and white lips and sometimes sings with the word "wah" and a deep voice over-used, a bit like a wigger (white boy) as they are pretending be something there not and just looking plain stupid.
You used to be able collect little golimen tokens on the back of UK jam jars intill it was branded racially offensive and stopped in 2000 area. Marilyn Manson dressed up like a golliwog with mickey mouse ears on top (?) for his golden age album. Golliwogs are along the same rascit lines as "darkie tooth paste", "the laugthing nigger", "gollimen" and "minstrels". Personally Golliwogs scare the sheer shit out of me. "Wah wah, wah wah, wah wah wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah" - Golliwog song
"Golden Years" - David Bowie Golliwog song in background "Robbinsons Jam" - The tokens "The league of gentalmen" - that scary looking bastard |
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| 3. | ticwomp | ||
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An unusually tall person who is a bordrline deformity in one or more ways. long legs, large hands, an enormous head, a deep sasquatch-like voice, or being a stoner hunchback are all characteristics of the modern day ticwomp.
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| 4. | Samuel L. Jackson | ||
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1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone. 2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter. 3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell. If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!
Person 1: Why are you yelling at me? Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies? |
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| 5. | Shawn | ||
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He is sexy, sweet, lovable, caring, totally handsome and smart. Witty and slick, slightly perverted but always funny. Sexy deep voice that could melts anyone's heart. Pro at all kinds of video games, can drive stick and skateboard. A guy that every women wants but is totally taken. Most awesome guy in the world! -thumbs up at all the other definition of shawn too!- Girls:" Oh Look it's Shawn!!"
Scary Shadow Figure: "Back off...he's mine!" I have a Shawn, Love <3 |
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