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Impitant 

Noun/Verb/Adjective
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.
"Billy was in the middle of making himself impitant when his mother walked in and he got scared and popped his nut."
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Impitant 

v. tr.
1. To squeeze the testicles until they become misshapened so that your semen comes out a reddish color. Once used as a form of birth control in ancient Japan and China.
2. To make (a person) impitant.

v. intr.
To become impitant.

n.
1. One who has the qualities of being impitant.
2. The discharge of an impitant.
1. Tetsuo painfully impitanted because he liked the more festive red color.
2. The man woke to find that he'd be impitanted by bandits during the night.
3. She was disgusted by the discharge of the impitant.
4. I've always liked the look of impitant on my face after a bukakke party.
Impitant by Luke D April 1, 2004

Impotant 

\im-ˈpo-tənt\ slang spelling/pronunciation of the word "important".
It's impotant to be on time.
Impotant by PhranckTheTank January 17, 2009

imputation 

The act of resentment towards an accusation.
Resenting an accusation
I felt imputation towards the accusation of me stealing money from the bank.
imputation by studentwork December 16, 2018

Imputint 

When a tyrant’s military is facing performance issues on a national stage.
The Russian military once again faced performance issues when trying to invade Ukraine. They were obviously imputint.
Imputint by Huskyassaulter February 27, 2022

Fallacy Imputation

The practice of labeling an opponent’s argument as fallacious without demonstrating that a fallacy actually occurred. Instead of engaging with the substance, the accuser simply names a fallacy (e.g., “straw man,” “ad hominem”) and treats that label as a complete refutation. Fallacy imputation is often a form of the fallacy fallacy itself—assuming that if a fallacy can be named, the argument is automatically invalid, regardless of whether the name fits. It is a rhetorical shortcut used to avoid the work of genuine critique.
Example: “He dismissed her entire case by saying ‘straw man’ without explaining how she misrepresented him—Fallacy Imputation, using fallacy names as debate‑enders rather than tools for clarity.”

Bias Imputation

The act of accusing an opponent of bias—often “confirmation bias,” “cognitive bias,” or “ideological bias”—without demonstrating how that bias actually distorts their reasoning. The imputation is used to dismiss the opponent’s position as inherently untrustworthy, positioning the accuser as the unbiased, objective party. Bias imputation rarely involves self‑reflection; it is a weapon to delegitimize dissent by attributing it to psychological or ideological defects rather than engaging the arguments.
Example: “When she cited sources he disagreed with, he declared she was suffering from confirmation biasBias Imputation, using the language of psychology to avoid discussing the evidence.”