stands for many words:
important, impossible, impressive, improbable, impartial, impatient, impolite...etc.
Basically you say "that's imp" when someone tells you something and you don't know how to respond. This lets the other person decide what he wants it to mean.
Most often is used to mean impressive.
"I climbed Mt. Everest today"
(did he/she mean important? impossible? impressive? improbable?)
|2.||Climbing Mount Improbable|
Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.
"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."
|4.||hit by a pie truck|
used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.
"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"
wahrscheinlich = probably
un... = not
=> implausible, improbable
Dass die Knicks mal eine saison gewinnen, ist leider unwahrscheinlich.
The Knicks winning the title, sadly is improbable
In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."
"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
Photograph taken from a cellular telephone, usually at an improbable angle. These are seperated into four main groups:
1) the emo shot from above where all of the emo's fustration and heartache is captured on his/her (usually cant tell) 300 dollar v cast phone wearing all kinds of expensive clothing belonging originally to women. surprising haircuts are a must, but dont make fun of them in a picture comment, or they'll cut themselves in their daddy's bathtub.
2)the "i scaned this photo because im not THAT into myspace (yet)" photo. usually prom pics, these are usually the ones that fuck up you friends page because they are longer than the other pics.
3)the muscle pic, disturbing if taken by a female but usually contanes a guy, mostly gay. these are slightly askew shots of skiny bodies through a mirror and usually dont contain the face bacause the men dont got no alibi they ugly, A-L-B-I they ugly....
4)this last group is just any shot of someones face, sometime smiling, other times they try to make a badass face when really they drive a mid size SUV, something lame like a KIA.......
"omgeez courtney......lets like totally like take a like myspace pic...........like........"
"like ok... like lets totally like do it!"
"wtf omfgeez for sure that angle is so improbable"