| 1. | 9/11 inside job? | ||
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I have read many reports on 9/11 and seen many documentaries. Yet, I still continue to ask everyone why if the government claims to have nothing to hide, they continue to ignore many important questions and lie about what happened. Perhaps the only thing worse than the lies the American people are exposed to by news reports are the stupid people who believe them.
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I have noticed that most people can not accept the fact that 9/11 was an inside job. So for those of you that can not accept this, I have some questions I would like you to answer for me. 1) Why when they discovered that there were hijacked aircraft, they did not command defense to deploy and take them down immediately? 2) If they are making it seem like it is very important to capture Bin Laden, why have they not done it yet? They have had plenty of chances to do this. 3) How did flames bring down THREE steal framed buildings? 4) Why if the government has nothing to hide, they are keeping a lot of the ‘evidence’ they have from public? 5) Why have government officials destroyed evidence of 9/11? If you don’t believe that 9/11 was an inside job, then you were not able to answer any of the questions listed above. But, I can answer every one of those questions with logical answers. 1) There is proof that 9/11 was an inside job, nothing was done to stop it, and nothing was done to warn the people of America. If a few very simple steps were taken, the death toll would have been much smaller. ... |
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| 2. | Stay at Home Martyr | ||
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A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife. "Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."
"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7." |
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| 3. | whoa job | ||
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A blow job of considerable importance, such as one from a superior at work. Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.
Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger? Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job. |
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| 4. | big job | ||
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A term used to describe a high-ranking and/or well-paid employment position. This terms is usually used by people from the English-speaking Caribbean and Africa. Mavis finished university and got a big job working for the government.
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| 5. | Force job | ||
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1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates. 2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay. 3.The most important move a female Padawan should know. 4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off. I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side. When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her. 'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda 'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a sexy female Jedi |
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| 6. | Force job | ||
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Force job 1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates. 2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay. 3.The most important move a female Padawan should know. 4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off. I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.
If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side. When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her. 'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda 'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi. |
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| 7. | Internal Transport Communicator | ||
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This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one. Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it? Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator! Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you! |
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