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Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.
Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."
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Womb Imperialism 

When a white man impregnates a woman of color(possibly several), and then once she has the child, impregnates her again and again, to continuously occupy her womb with his seed.
Bro, remember when sab made a post about womb imperialism on his Arab english teacher?”

Imperialism 

The domination by country of the political, economic, or cultural life of another country or region.
this definition is from my world history book.
Imperialism by JASONNNNNN May 22, 2005

Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.
Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.
Imperialist by nethcev! August 14, 2006
Abstract term for an extremely painful orgasm. More an overload of the senses, and an acutely powerful feeling of its own, than an amalagamation of other sensations. Although it involves extreme aggression, it is nonetheless often a pleasurable, even purifying, experience.
Though derived from 'imperial' + 'orgasm', it has come to signify the subjection to a more animalistic or butchering rage which purges itself in an immense outburst of sexual desire or frustration.
A: "I'm going to tell your mother that you smoke crack."
B: "Fuck off, or i'll give you a fucking imperiasm!"

A: "Have you heard of a band called Meshuggah?"
B: "Yes! They are fucking imperiasmic!"
imperiasm by anon86 August 2, 2006

Imperialis 

1- The act of being a crybaby and an asshole at the same time.2- The act of trying to show everyone that you are tough but you fail miserably when you get clapped easily and they you turn into a crybaby when you lose
1: Jack: I lost this game because the Wi-Fi is so bad, Jim if this was my region you would be destroyed beyond repair you noob fuck!
Jim: Jack, cope with it and stop acting like an Imperialis

2: John: Bruh you guys are so trash, I can easily clap every single one of you at this game because I’m the best ever *loses* DAMN MY STUPID INTERNET AND YOU ARE TURTLING AND G HITTING, YOU SUCK SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVE TO TURTLE!!
Glenn: Dude… I barely even held the s key and stop acting like a 5 year old, that's what you get for being such an imperialis
Imperialis by Rocky_Balboa1976 November 9, 2021