impedophile 

a)someone who enjoys barring progress in any given endeavor.
b)a person who takes pleasure in deliberate inadequate miss-communication creating confusion and impeding progress particularly in work situations.
c) a Play on words to suggest someone who causes confusion also is involved in boy molestation, by way of an insult in (bad taste).

Steve: Hey Tbag you god damned Impedophile stop getting in my way.
Tariq : *muffled* quiet you

Leeroy: (just finishing counting through thousands of cans in inventory taking) 3495, 3496, 3497, threeth.....

Tariq: 12, 49673, 3, 456, 86 *perverted smirk*

impedophile by Labtekape April 28, 2010

Impenstein 

A person who is being BEYOND impish. An Imp is usually defined as a small mischievous devil or sprite. Impenstein can be used as an insult to how another person is acting. An Impenstein is usually doing something stupid or bad. The word can also just be used if you are angry at another person.

You impenstein, thats a horrible idea.
Stop being an impenstein.
Stop spawn camping you impenstein!

Impenstein by bruhenir July 3, 2019

Impenus 

A synonym for describing someone who is a dick

"OMG Tony from Survivor is such an impenus"

Scenario: Driving in the car with your gran, guy swerves in front of you

"AHH, what an impenus"

Impenus by justsel April 17, 2014

poultry impediment 

the politically correct term to define an individual intentionally or unintentionally sabotaging your advances with a female

I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone

poultry impediment by lil kid fucker April 6, 2021

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

speepch impebdimenpt by Cwips February 18, 2004

text impediment 

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

text impediment by Two D's August 6, 2009

Sense of impending doom 

Sense of impending doom. Sense of impending doom anxiety symptom: You feel as though something extremely bad is going to happen. You may also feel as though your world is coming to an end.

Laurent was overwhelmed with a sense of impending doom as the finals were coming up.

Sense of impending doom by Dr.LeMe March 20, 2016