cellphone magnet implants 

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

cellphone magnet implants by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

implants 

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

implants by stooptard September 6, 2003

breast implants 

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

breast implants by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

ipants 

Is a product that apple has yet to create. It will come in handy to charge your ipod or iphone while you are walking.

I wish I had a pair of ipants so I can charge my iphone.

ipants by futuramaking12 March 13, 2008

implants 

Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.

implants by mafioso April 22, 2003

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

Indiana implants by Nora O'Shaughnessy January 28, 2007

Swag Implants 

1. The act of gaining swag only by items that had been purchased.

2.‎ The implantation of swag into the human body in either solid or liquid form via injection or surgery.

1. "Wow, check that dude's Bape hoody. He definitely has some swag implants."

2.‎" Wow, check that dude's Booty. He definitely has some swag implants."

Swag Implants by MichaelJ.Swag June 4, 2011