impaction 

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

impaction by Resedo August 12, 2009

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

cognitive impaction by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

impaction 

Having an impact, or full of impact.

The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind.

impaction by Beneski May 21, 2007

impaction 

A combination or portmanteau of 'impact' and 'action'.

Dude 1: "Why do you watch so much wrestling?"
Dude 2: "Because it's full of impaction!"

impaction by rhapsodyshadow August 20, 2018

impactivism 

Impactivism is an economic and political philosophy that centers on Impact. Impact is the currency of the Universe and Impactivism aims to harness this currency for the advancement of everyone.

Capitalism is broken and unsustainable, but Impactivism provides unlimited jobs and will usher in a new era of exponential growth.

impactivism by Wishborn July 27, 2017

impaling 

the act of forcing a sharp object through the body until it reaches the other side

The man got bamboo growing through his body , the excutioner was traumatized after

impaling him

impaling by mlqrt February 25, 2017

impaling the morals of a minor 

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

impaling the morals of a minor by jammyboil December 26, 2008