imodium 

gets rid of your sharts, diarrhea and anything else that could possibly come outof your ass.
buy it in stores.

God i have the sharts.

I have imodium in my bag.

Thanks, man i gonna need it.

imodium by Shartieee August 18, 2008

Imodiosis 

With reference to the product (Imodium), Imodiosis is the condition of being completely unable to give a shit.

1. Work was fine today until my idiot boss gave me a case of Imodiosis.

2. I hear your problems, but my Imodiosis keeps me from responding.

Imodiosis by Dex_T August 26, 2013

Imodium 

Magic in a bottle.

Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?

Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!

Eugene: Really, why is that?

Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*

Eugene: Oh.

Imodium by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010

Imodiaftbh 

In my opinion, Die in a fire to be honest.

person 1: FUCK YOU!
Person 2: IMODIAFTBH!!!

Imodiaftbh by fffffffffffffffffffffffffff45 June 28, 2008

Imodium Maneuver 

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

Imodium Maneuver by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

imodank

Internet shorthand for "Bored, but ready to be horny soon."

"How are you, lovely webcam model?" "imodank"

imodank by doctorzero May 13, 2015

Imodd 

Great at sex , shoots blanks , passionate, funny, gets money , handsome , smart , strong , big dick too oh yea

I wish I was “Imodd”

Imodd by Moddy November 23, 2021