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Imaculeption 

An accumulation of immaculate deceptions
Person: "Damn, I really need a bunch of perfect, un-traceable excuses to get out of this one..."

Stoner: "Dude, do you mean an Imaculeption??"

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

immaculation 

when an ejaculation dries on any surface and resmbles any thing biblical
gee honey we should clean that immaculation of the virgin mary off the head board since your mother is coming to visit.
immaculation by mr butcher March 15, 2008

immaculation 

Going in your back yard and taking emon in one hand and grass in the other, and having holes in your backyard (that your dog dug) then you put different citruces in the holes.
I'm bored, i am soo gonna go do some immaculation.
immaculation by Mr1997 August 23, 2011

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.
I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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