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| 44. | Can you hear me now? | ||
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The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact. 1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!# 2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now! |
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| 45. | Retired | ||
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A euphemism for retarded, as gosh is a euphemism for God and darn is a euphemism for damn. "I think she might be retired."
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| 46. | Spolly | ||
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(noun) Offensive slang used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept. A special olympian. Hey Bob check out the Spolly wrestling the eel by the water cooler.
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| 47. | twatty-arse | ||
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1. noun: Idiot
2. adjective: Imbecilic Note: the word is not a reference to being sodomized! What are we listening to these twatty-arse wankers waste our time?!
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| 48. | Cat Points | ||
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(n)- A term that closely relates to the sarcastic saying "Bonus Style Points." This is said when somebody does something (verbally, physically, or other wise electronically communicates) that makes the person from who the action originated from look exponentially stupid, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informal thick, dim, dimwitted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded or other wise daft. Mike:"Haha! Look at Cat! She just fell over a snow bank!"
Joe: "She gets major Cat Points!" |
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| 49. | Cripster | ||
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A Hipster who, while trying to pursue Coolness , puts on a Blue gang related/ colored bandanna. This is of course a Portmanteau of the words Hipster and Crip . A Cripster has no affiliation with the Crip gang and is pretty oblivious. this results in laughter and/or getting shot. This is one of the more rare yet imbecilic forms of Hipster Cases of this causing Gang violence are unlikely however serious. "what the hell..."
"YEAH! just look at the Cripster over there. what the HECK are they thinking?" "haha yeah, Cripsters are funny" "yeah! i know... but i feel a little sad for them" |
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