A private university in , oddly enough, Jacksonville Florida.more...
In the beginning Jacksonville University was an all womans school dominated by the fine arts and general liberal arts education. As the school slowly grew the board of trustees wanted to cultivate a "Harvard of the South" image.
Today, Jacksonville University is a coed university of around 2000 students offering a general liberal arts education dominated by the Fine Arts department at Harvard prices.
Other than that, the university has no distinguishing features or achievements other than the campus is reasonably pretty and the city of Jacksonville is passable a place as any to spend your time while going to college.
Jacksonville University is referred to by its students as simply JU. It is referred to by the faculty as " The Hardest University In The World to Get Fired From"
It is the college students in and around the Jacksonville area. " went to once" or briefly considered while attending the famous JU Student Center Keg parties, before they sobered up of course.
Like most colleges, JU has a bunch of fraternities...rah rah rah. Unlike most universities JU has no sports programs to speak of and almost no community support for the programs that do exist. JU had a brief fling at national exposure in men's basketball in the early 70's. Like all things JU, the team lost to UCLA in the NCAA tournament final and rapidly faded to obscurity as the citizens of the fair city of Jacksonville droped JU like a bad ha...
"Squiggy" is a generic pet name for any particular "internet tough guy" who frequents your forum/message board/IRC channel/etc. The image that is brought to mind is that of a tiny dog, like a Chihuahua, who thinks that it's a Great Dane; it clamps its tiny mouth onto the cuff of your jeans and tugs at it with all its might, feet sliding comically on the floor trying to gain traction, all while growling at the top of its little doggie vocal chords. It is generally awarded to an individual (you know who) who is the most vehement defender of the most retarded ideas imaginable.
"OMFG YOU MUST B SUM SORT OF RETARD EVERYBODY KNOWS THT THE EARTH SPINNING CAUSES GRAVITY DIPSHIT!!!!!1111!!1"
"Awwww. You're so CUTE! I think I'll call you Squiggy!"
"WTF RU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE"
"Adorable. Look! It thinks it's people too!"
- An elaborate chat room, decorated by mushrooms and retards. -more...
You know those annoying little girls next door that never stop screaming?
You know those spiky haired blonde boys down the street, whose wealthy WASP parents and, far too busy to monitor how big of a fat bastard asswipe, that their kids are turning into, between SUV trips to soccer practice?
You know that group of screeching sixteen year old's who won't shut the fuck up about Naruto?
You know that jail bait whose profile picture is a conveniently faceless, cropped image of her Punky Brewster quality, early bloomer tits but, has a personality attached to a presence that you'd gladly replace with a starving, feral weasel up your own ass?
You know that Azn kid who screams "Pinoy Powa, Kstyle4lyfe!" and totally pwns nubs with broken English, all the time?
The one who wants to grow up to be a professional video game fighter?
The one who can "cancel" and "exploit" his way, out of nine incoming fireballs but, not his parent's basement?
You know that -begging to be punched in the throat-fucker, in the knit cap, and a short sleeve shirt, over a long sleeve shirt, over a short sleeve shirt, with his bangs covering his eyes in all the pouty, poorly angled, slightly out of focus, poorly lit, cel phone shots of himself in the bathroom, on his barely readable due to a shitty font on top of a shittier background-TKO'ed Myspace?
You know that seventeen year old,...
A surfer is someone that surfs for the pure enjoyment of the sport / lifestyle.. not to get into a "popular" clique at school or for any reason other than what I said.
A surfer IS:
- someone who surfs SOLELY because it is fun
- someone that doesn't care about their social image, if surfing affects it for better or for worse.
- someone who is honest about their ability.
- someone that always has plenty of aloha
- doesn't hang out with the other "surfers" - the other "surfers" are posers.
- anyone that can stand up on a board while riding a wave- even if it is just whitewash. it still is riding a wave.
A surfer is NOT:
- someone who always brags about how good they are, or always talks about it.
- someone who always wears the newest clothes from Quiksilver, Billabong, Volcom, etc..
- someone who calls beginner surfers "kooks".. or just uses the word kook.
- a stoner.
- a punk
- someone who always has "something to do" when you ask them to go surfing.
Me: Those surfer posers at that "cool kid" hang out look pathetic.
Friend: Yeah, all the true surfers don't hang there. They just be themselves and hang out with their true friends; like you.
Friend: All the good surfers hang out there with all the hot girls, why don't you hang out there.
Me: All the good and true surfers don't hang out there. Those surfers are posers; ones that surf or pretend to surf just to be "cool". They're losers.
Friend: OH.. never knew that.
Belle is a character from Pokemon Black and White, one of the two rivals. She is clumsy, ditzy, and is too cute. Belle has turned into a memetic fart joke thanks to 4Chan's Pokemon board, who took the inspiration from a fanfic. Belle farting has become very common on /tr/ ever since, with the flatulence being part of Belle's image.
This is worse than the time Belle farted away Route 1.
Doom Paul is a series of image macroes that originated on the popular 4chan board /pol/. Doom Paul pictures usually consist of Republican Ron Paul put threw a shitty filter in photoshop with the words "It's happening" or "You could of stopped this".
It's also just about the only meme that /pol/ made.
"OMG THE JOOZ ARE TAKING OVER OMG RON PAUL WILL SAVE US BUT U SHEEP ARE 2 BRAINWASHED TO UNDERSTAND OMG ZIONISM IS EVIL ANTI RACIST IS CODE WORD FOR ANTI WHITE"
*posts picture of doom paul*
|154.||Dragon Master Fags|
When guys are past their teenage years and still share an odd obsession over anything that relates to said Dragon. Sometime they stoop to levels of playing dragon board games, trying to blow fire at local bystanders, and even masturbating to photos of dragons on Google Image.
Heather: I heard Alex and Ian are really into dragons. Is this true?
Erin: I heard the same thing as well, Heather! It's very weird.
Heather: I'd say.
Erin: They are a couple of Dragon Master Fags.