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name you use when asking gate guard to page someone!
"would you please page mrs ima dumgard " thank you.

on company PA system you hear " IMA DUMGUARD PLEASE CALL EXT 361 " again on PA system " IMA DUMGUARD PLEASE CALL EXT 361 "

( having fun at work )
by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006