im not gay 

The phrase most often spoken right before someone says some gay shit.

Im not gay, but if i was I'd fuck that guy.

im not gay by Very good name August 20, 2020

im not technical 

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

im not technical by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

im not pretty enough 

YES YOU ARE. Why even look this up... I did it’s bc I feel like it when I get rejected by the person I love but come on there’s plenty of fish in the sea just let time decide. Someone who appreciates you will come your way one day I know it. Also who cares about looks what matters is what’s in your heart and your personality. Now go to sleep I bet it’s late when you think about this stuff.

Example: YOUR FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Don't say im not pretty enough if you have a great personality then your beautiful

im not pretty enough by Juliannanoa246 June 21, 2019

Im not gay seat 

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

Im not gay seat by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

im not sure actually 

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

im not sure actually by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009

"im not gay" hug 

When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay"

I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.

"im not gay" hug by matt flowers February 13, 2007

Im not fucking with you 

Im not playing anymore: im getting serious
Usually used when someone is pissed off.

Look im not fucking with you anymore go wash the dishes.

Im not fucking with you by Anonyms J June 15, 2016