im going to fucking die disease

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

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im going to move different

When you’re done with everyone treating you bad and you move differently, in a good way

Im going to move differently because ain't no one treating me right no more

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plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater

no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die

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The phrase you say when your lunch is coming back to say hello. Also helpful to get through large crowds fast because no-one wants to see you barf

Drama girl: Oh ew I just had some bad food and IM GOING TO THROW UP!!!!
Crowd: (silently parts)

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Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.

Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

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im going to crash 4 the night means ur probably to shit-faced drunk/stoned to do anything else but sleep

im going to crash 4 the night Alex, im way to fucked up now

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Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

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