HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

HOly shit im drunk by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

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If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

If im drunk enough... by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

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im so drunk

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

im so drunk by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

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drunk IM

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated

A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink

drunk IM by emsee November 15, 2006

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Drunk IM

When you get on the messenger and im people that you wouldn't otherwise talk to and tell them that you like them and want them.

"did I drunk im you the other night? is that why you're leering at me?"

Drunk IM by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

im posting this while drunk by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

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I'm Drunk Enough

Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.

Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?

Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!

*slap!*

I'm Drunk Enough by crusherscharisma November 16, 2009

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