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22. P.M.S.
P.M.S is a abbreviation used during text-messaging and IM conversations meaning; Pretty Much the Same
Guy1- What are you doing?

Guy2- Not much, you?

Guy1- Oh well P.M.S., I've had a pretty uneventful day.

Guy2- Oh?! That's cool, I guess
23. Im Rick James Bitch
"Im Rick James Bitch" quote has been used by David Chappelle on the popular series The Chappelle Show

Once popular, now menacing, I rather HATE it now!
(Out somewhere with idiots around)

Idiot guy: Im Rick James Bitch!
Me: That's right, you ARE his BITCH, you bitch!

another..
Idiot guy: Im Rick James Bitch!
Me: That's right, you're my bitch too, now SHUT UP!
24. s on my chest
Having the confidence of a super hero-
Classic Lil Wayne Track-
cash money bitch.

I Dont Jump On The Track, I Pole Vault,I Got That S On My Chest Im Supposed To Ball...
I Walk Around Like I Gotta s on my chest, I'm Supposed To Ball...
25. Crohn's Disease
Crohn's Disease is a chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines. The symptoms I have experienced: pain in my stomach that feels like stabbing, losing my appetite for weeks, constipation, and basically just constantly feeling like fuck. It's an awful disease, and I have had to go to the doctor ALL the fucking time. Besides the couple months the doctor put me on steroids to calm the inflammation, I have felt pain every single day at one point or another...
Bob: "JEEZ, your stomach sounds like Chewbaka! You must be hungry!"
Jane: "No, im actually not hungry, it's just my Crohn's Disease."
26. AIMiquette
AIM etiquette.

Rules governing socially acceptable behavior for AOL Instant Messenger.

Common infractions include: inappropriate timing of IM's, typing too many messages too quickly that causes the other IMer to become confused, using too many acronyms to comprehend, inappropriate comments about mothers, etc.
SN1: do you still have room in your car for <trip that is 2 weeks away and has no need to be answered any time soon>?

Auto Response from SN2: I am incredibly busy. Please do not IM me unless you have pressing matters that need to be discussed before 10 PM.

SN2: are you retarded? learn some AIMiquette!
27. r.e.s.p.e.c.t
Rubbish. Especially. Someone. Pretending. Exactly. Crap. Time?
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
james:omg RUBBISH
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!
28. whatev's
A term that describes the annoyance of one party to another party's incompetent act / word / thought / being / family / dog / saber-tooth tiger. Also suggesting the emotions of "who gives a crap". Also can be used nicely as well!
Party One " Hey im ganna take 5"
Party Two " You guys arent aloud to take 5!"
Party One " Well we are!!!"
Party Two " Whatev's!"
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