when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender
GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA
2 words a man never wants to hear
GF: Baby, Im pregnant
BF: Aw HELL NAW!!!
A popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing COD any longer.
Girl: "Honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?"
Guy: "Just put it in the fridge and I'll heat it up later."
Girl: "Are you even listening to me?... I'm pregnant."
Guy: "You're just saying that to get me to come upstairs."
Girl: "ugh" and walks away
The scariest thing a teenage boy can hear. but in the long run it is probably his fault for wanting to do it raw dog.
Girl: hey.... uhhh....
Boy: are you ok?
Girl: kinda it's just uhh... I'm Pregnant.
Girl: you're the father.
Boy: SHITTTT! *passes out.*