| 1. | porch monkey | ||
|
A fuckin nigga who skips out on his child support payments, beats their baby mamas, and applies for welfare at the age of 15. Also they like to eat chicken, of the fried sort, and drink kool aid all day.
fuckin over the white man everyday with their niggardom Tyrone: Yo dawg, i be actin mad niggarish all day
Kobe: yea son, i kno wha ya mean. My welfare check jus came today nd im mad hungry porch monkey Tyrone: lets go get some KFC, or roscoes chicken and waffles Kobe: yea i gotta skip out on my child support check right quick. My baby mama be all on my ass bout it, but i just beat her ass |
|||
| 2. | Floss Blockin' | ||
|
Floss Blockin' is when someone with a ragged out, peace of trash car parks around another vehicle that is Flossin. Kool Dude: "YO IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!!"
Kool Dudes Friend: "Y is that bro?" Kool Dude: "You know how I always park way in the back at Wal-Mart to let everyone see my pimp ass Gator on 24's. Well some ass in a Hoo-Doo comes park right on the side of me and block my whip yo!!." Kool Dudes Freind: "Dont trip hes just Floss Blockin' !!" |
|||
