While smoking weed, you blow into the pipe
1.Man you just made a party blow give me that pipe
2.Yeah I did make a party blow thats why Im keeping the pipe
from the book and movie "Death of a salesman". it is a rare condition of the brain which affects speech and muscle movements...such as shouting randomly at people and nobody sometimes and then forgetting what you were on about. also it can lead to keeping strict accounts and saying "im keeping strict accounts charlie" over and over again to someone not called charlie. side affects may include throttling of random people for no reason.
Person 1: I averaged 170 dollars a week...
Person 2:You never did...
Person 1:I AVERAGED 170 DOLLARS A WEEK IN THE YEAR OF 1957!!!1
Person 3:Your such a willy loman
Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.
You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
|4.||You can't teach that!|
A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.
"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"
"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"
"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"
|5.||Keeping it clean like a washing machine|
The act of staying drug and alcohol free.
"you want some weed?"
"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"
When you are bored and alone, you keep texting someone and subsequently that person is keeping you company via texts.
That is thumb-pany. When someone keeps you company with texts.
Im all alone at this bus stop, can you keep me thumb-pany?
Very outgoing and fun to be with. Katie Kinglsey is smoking hot and is able to turn on any guy even if they are gay. Is a very good fuck one that makes you want to keep her for the rest of your like. Very sweet and nice but can be quit wild at times but those times are also very good times.
Katie Kingsley is the best girl in the world im keeping her no matter what happens!