| 1. | peeping john | ||
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a loser named john who sits outside your window and watches you through your window and may or may not be naked. i am john and im watching you through your window because im a peeping john. naked.
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| 2. | im too sexy | ||
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word applying to people like right said fred and other sexy starlets such as john and red oh my god red im too sexy!!!
no john im too sexy. |
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| 3. | im high as a motherfucker | ||
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im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly john sed"im high as a motherfucker"
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| 4. | you're right im wrong | ||
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-when someone decides to end an argument with a sarcastic annoyance by saying "whatever your right im wrong"
-especially in an argument when they know that they in fact are wrong and just want to avoid looking dumb by making you seem as though you're argumentative and always try to be right person: your so unbelievable, i know for a fact that she didnt mean it like that
chloe cason: watever, you're right im wrong. your always right. :) --person proceeds to have no idea how to respond to that-- |
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| 5. | Rachael and John | ||
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two informal names for polar opposites.
Rachael refers to the frivalrous dewgong swimming around the ocean waters yielding a fascination for hispanic guys, yet is oblivious of man's capabilities of using boats to run over their bodies or harpoons to obtain hides; usually eccentric souls who sing really high pitched and will take an eternity to prevent from talking nonsense. John, on the other hand, refers to the polite, ethical 'white boy' that every conservative parent yearns their daughter to date; he will criticize in every way possible spurting out your flaws and will persist in doing so; sometimes is oblivious to the fun of drinking and marijuana, but hey you can't convince everyone. and there you have it: opposites Example of scenario between Rachael and John:
Rachael: *jumping up and down- "yay! hey john! have you heard of the B-52's?!!?" John: "no, Racheal, in fact im not even highly interested in the sort-" *puts on record Rachael: *singing: "Woooh! You're living in your own Private Idaho..." John: *sighs, "see, i knew we never should've let Jimmy Carter take the presidency |
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| 6. | I'm John | ||
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Used to imitate someone in a mocking tone; to point out there flaws or weaknesses by a comparison to "stupid John." "Hey guys, I got a B on my physics test."
"I'm John... I like cock..." |
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| 7. | Long John Silver's Sex | ||
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Long John Silver's Sex a restraunt where the food sucks and so do the servers, and for an added $100 they will have sex with you on the table. It is rumored if you tip a server $100+ they will sexually enduce you on the table. Prices range from. $10 ~ Handjob $25 ~ Blowjob $50 ~ Combo $100 ~ Basic Intercorse $150 ~ "'Everythin' with the works" Ashley: Hey Tom wanna go to Long John Silver's?
Tom: Yeah dude! Im gonna get the fish n' chips with a $100 dollar tip! I love that Long John Silver's Sex! |
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