| 1. | I'm 12 years old and what is this? | ||
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Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes. Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?
Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this? --- Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom? Anon B: I'm 12, what is this?? --- Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash. Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?! |
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| 2. | Sarah | ||
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Originally named Sarai, The Lord renamed her Sarah, meaning princess, after she had married Abraham. Sarah became the mother of Isaac and through Isaac the grandmother of Jacob, who God renamed Israel. Sarah is therefore one of the ancestors of all of the Israelites, and of Jesus Christ. In God's Own Words:
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"And God said unto Abraham, As for Sarai thy wife, thou shalt not call her name Sarai, but Sarah shall her name be. And I will bless her, and give thee a son also of her: yea, I will bless her, and she shall be a mother of nations; kings of people shall be of her." (Genesis 17:15-16) "I will bless her, and she shall be a mother of nations; kings of people shall be of her" Sarah was about ten years younger than her half-brother Abraham (they had the same father, but different mothers, see Genesis 20:12). They were married before they left Ur, located in what is today southern Iraq (i.e. both Abraham and Sarah were Iraqi, an incredible irony considering the state of Middle East tensions today) for a journey, under The Lord's guidance, to a new land that would become the focus of God's plan of salvation for all of humanity (Genesis 11:29-31). When Abraham and Sarah remained childless into their old age, Sarah took it upon herself to have children through a surrogate, her Egyptian handmaid Hagar. Sarah made the arrangement despite the Lord's earlier promise to Abraham that he would have children through Sarah (see Genesis 17:15-16, quoted above). The result of... |
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| 3. | People Nation | ||
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ok first off to get it out in the air im 17 years old irish and native american and a 5 Trey Disciple so in some dumbasses eyes id be a poser but no, im from the hood, born and raised but do not live there now.
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PEOPLE NATION im gonna give you the true People Nation throw down don't listen to other dumbass definitions. 1.people nation 2.mainly represents the 5 point start which is represents the Bloods of the people nation there are many other symbols but the generic is the 5 point star the 5 point star is a hollow star with 5 letters on each side B L L L F which is Body, Lust, Love, Loyalty, Family these are strictly enforced in the People Nation 3. the people nation did not originate in chicago although it is its main influence it is a nation wide so called treaty to put peace between fellow gangs with the same beliefs. 4. it does not matter what color you wear what color you are what gang you are in what set you are what click your in or were you live at....but beliefs, religion, and actions eff... |
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| 4. | Alimony | ||
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A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the loc... more...
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| 5. | chav | ||
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Complete and utter waste of space. Recent (couple of years) incursion into British culture is the "Chav."
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There are two forms of this word; Chav = Cheltenam Average Chav = Council House and Violent I'm sure everyone has heard of these tosspots, but if you aren't quite sure.. Perhaps this will jog your memory? - Pitiful IQ, of which barely rivals an amoeba. - Burburry baseball cap, always worn at an angle - Utmost idiocy and unbelievably annoying abuse of the English language. - Tracksuits or other branded clothing such as Addidas or Reebok. - Bling Central. At least one golden coloured ring on each finger, a couple of chains. - In order to become a chav you must first be either really short, really lanky or incredibly fat (normally chavettes) - Huge groups of complete remedials. - Immensely tacky clothing, complete with retarded gestures when speaking to a fellow zombie. - Normally in groups of 10 or more, you can often see the whole group fighting each other just for the hell of it or all beating on some innocent bystander who happened to look in their general direction. -Only nutrition comes from fast food restaurants, most classic being McDonalds. Often because it's all they can afford. Basically, if you have seen Shaun of The Dead, chavs are the zombies + burberry + bling + 9 other companions - 200 braincells. A group of chavs often take a while to decide what to do. This is due to the fact that the sharing of the single brain cell they have take... |
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| 6. | fangirls | ||
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female of approximately 12-17 years old, (though this can vary) who are obsessed by some sort of celebrity/group/band.
contrary to popular belief, fangirls are not always to be confused with stalkers. Can just be happy, excited (albeit somewhat pathetic) about the celebrity/group/band they are crushing on. However then there are the dangerous fangirls, the kind that hound said celebrity/group/band and annoy the fuck out of other people with their shrieks of 'OMFG!' Fangirls very often give a bad name for true, normal fans. fangirl: like OMFGGG i wanna rape Gerard Way!!
normal fan: ..fucking freak. fangirl: shutup!1!! im gonna have his babiiiess!1!!!1!!! normal fan: *shoots fangirl in the head* this is a very realistic example of what may happen do you ever cross paths with a horde of fangirls. Be prepared. |
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| 7. | catholic | ||
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a person of the Catholic faith.
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The real resason i am writing this to clear up many beliefs about Catholics. One thing you people must understand is that one person's actions do not account for an entire group. If someone does wrong, his etire family is also wrong. Many definitions here on urban dictionary were "all catholics are wife-beatin, child-molesting drunks!!!" No. Bad person. lol We do not hate gay/lesbians. if any individual catholic appears that way, it does not mean that all of us do!! what we belive is that no, homosexuallity is not right, but we do believe in forgiveness. If u are sorry, god will forgive you. If certain priests and church staff sexually molested children, why does that mean all catholic men molest the boys of the church? and what church official came and said "yea, thats what we do!!! we support them!!!!" us Catholics do not condone the actions of those men, we condemn them. but if they are truly, truly sorry, and repent for their sins, God will forgive them. End of story. AND i personally belive in live-and-let-live, so do what u want, gay/lesbians. now for sex, the topic of the times. first, I personally belive that if u do love the person and they loe u, then fuck your brains out. there, i said it, sorry God. What i am supposed to belive is that we should wait until we are married with the person we love. sex should be treated as a gift, to only 1 person ever. (yea, right- sorr again) masturbation- i do it and love it... |
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