1: n. A rather fine but occasionally tempestuous, pretentious and easily-distracted internet-based messageboard, initially conceived as a music forum to accompany the famed English pop site Freaky Trigger.
2: n. Font of wisdom on all subjects.
3: n. FuXXoring waste of time.
I am so bored in my London office job, I wish I was a writer/musician/artist/beautiful princess/actor/etcetera delete as appropriate. I know, I shall wither away yet more of my life on ilxor! Now I am happy. For 'happy' read 'temporarily distracted from the all-encompassing hell of my educated and under-achieving urban existence'.