iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

idosers 

A drug music, or white noise, that is projected into someones brain to reproduce the sensations of common drugs, such as heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, LSD, and some of their own creatin. Deep puleses and sounds need to be picked up by high performance headphones in order to work.

Idosers are in the form of. Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD, Marijuana, as listed above.

idosers by Ethan1134 December 28, 2007

i loser you 

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.

Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.

i loser you by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008

idoser

A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.

"Have you ever tried an idoser?"
"Yeah dude it's great!"

idoser by concretekid January 17, 2009

iPoser

A person who only buys an iPod solely for the purpose of showing it off, looking "cool", or using the headphones as a fashion accessory.

Person 1: God, Max is such an iPoser.
Person 2: I know!!! I bet his iPod doesn't even have any songs on it.

iPoser by cheesyweesy January 4, 2008

iLover 

Someone who has every Apple product available and someone who refuses to use a Windows product. Or someone rich enough to afford Apple Products.

Guy 1: Hey!, Did you get the new iPod nano that shoots vids? or did youand your poor ass just go get a new Zune?
Guy 2: Hey Shove It iLover...(Beats up Guy 1 With His New Zune)

iLover by Sleeping'67Six October 4, 2009

iloveranpoedogawa 

- they’re a really funny person and can make you laugh anytime.

- so beautiful that when you see them you’re like “wow” just wow.

- such a amazing person and deserves the world. 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝

have you hung out with iloveranpoedogawa? they’re such a cool person!

iloveranpoedogawa by toeluver April 23, 2021